Cash-chievement Unlocked!
The higher your score gets, the more you'll start to realize one simple fact: ach = cash. Your first reaction may be to sell all your worldly possessions and start a life of crime and prostitution to pay for your dirty habit, but there's actually an easier way!
- Rent Your Games - Renting is almost always cheaper than buying, but you still have a couple options. At the top of the list is Gamefly - $15.95 a month and 1 game at a time is mailed right to your door, and if you stick to The Easy List you should be able to 1K about 4 games a month. Your Gamefly game-flow depends on 2 things: how far you live from the nearest Gamefly shipping hub, and the availability of the game itself - so don't fill up your "Q" with a bunch of new releases or you'll end up waiting more than playing. In the end, you want to make sure you're getting at least 3 games a month, otherwise you're probably not getting your money's worth. If that sounds like too much time or money, or if it's a game that takes a bit longer to complete (e.g. The Mid List), then you might want to check out your local Blockbuster - if they still subscribe to their "no late fees" policy (many no longer do). If so, you can essentially hold onto the game for almost an entire month for usually under $10. Blockbuster's "Gamepass" is also an option, but at $21.99 a month you'll have to play at least 4 games a month to get your money's worth, so you might as well go with Gamefly since it's cheaper and has a better selection of games anyways (upgrade to Gamefly's 2 games-at-a-time plan if you just gotta spend 20 bucks a month somehow).
- Buy Used Games - Simple rule: if the game's achievements are going to own you, then you might as well own the game first. Ebay will usually be the cheapest if you don't mind a little extra time and attention to detail (trustworthy seller, fair shipping charges, etc), but every now and then your local Gamestop/EB Games is useful for more than just marveling at their underpaid yet inexplicably obsequious employees. Their "buy 2 get 1" used game sales happen often enough that you just have to wait until the next one, enter the store, fend off the guy at the counter, and find the "discount" bin. At the risk of sounding like The Beard works for the freaking company, Gamefly comes in handy with used games too! Since you're already paying a monthly fee, and you earn stackable coupons the longer you're a member, you can often end up getting older used titles for as low as $2.50 and free shipping - hard to beat that.
- Sell Your Old Games - Unless you're some kind of boxer or UFC hot-shot, your retinas are probably still attached to an undamaged brain, so you may have noticed the word "Sell" and not "Trade-In". Trading in games is hardly ever a good deal, period - why do you think they want you to trade them in in the first place? Unfortunately, your alternative options are quite limited - the best of which is probably Ebay. Sure, it's more work than just handing your game over to the guy across the counter, but Ebay will put more cash in your hand every single time.
- Played by the Arcade? - The Xbox Live Arcade is a wonderful thing - where else can you buy great games and easy points without even bothering to put your clothes on? Okay besides Wal-Mart? When it comes to achievement points, however, the Arcade has a distinct disadvantage: you can end up paying relatively more money for less achievement points that take just as long or longer to unlock than a regular retail game. Not only that, but you're left with nothing to trade-in or re-sell when you're done. Even if it's just 10 bucks for a quick 200 points, that same 10 bucks could easily buy a quick 1K from Ebay or your local used-game bargain bin. In a sentence: XBLA can be great for games, but poor for points.
Ever say yes to that "update" or "patch" for a game only to find out later that it killed your mother? Me neither, but sometimes it does something really inconvenient and removes a glitch or exploit that would otherwise help you unlock achievements! The Beard can't bring your mother back to life (YET), but he can tell you how to erase that update!
Exit to the Xbox dashboard, go to the "My Xbox" channel and scroll all the way to the right and select "System Settings". After that scroll down to and select "Memory", then highlight the drive you use for everything (usually your HDD) and hit the Y button. At the very bottom of the list is "Clear System Cache" - congrats, you can navigate a menu. Now next time you stick in the game just say NO to the update!NOTE: This will NOT erase any of your saved games or important data, nor cause your Xbox to become sentient and commit suicide (because seriously, what else would it do). You won't be able to connect to Xbox Live while playing an un-patched game, but you'll have access to whatever ach-helping exploit was eliminated! Otherwise just re-boot the game and accept the update - boom, everything's back to normal.
There you have it, my bearded brothers and sisters - can't you just feel the points waiting to be unlocked?
