Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Hard List

Completionists beware (and not just because "completionist" technically isn't a word)! Ever notice how pressing the "A" button is really easy, but pressing it a million times is really repetitive, boring, and uninspired gameplay? If so then congratulations, looks like you're smarter than the guys that made some of the achievements for these games! To be fair, some of the games are still great (Rock Band!!), and some of the achievements are just plain difficult rather than stupidly time consuming - but some are soul-sucking monstrosities that will leaving you regretting the mind-numbing multiple months and/or years you spent playing them. I've also included any games with completely broken/glitched achievements (), as well as those from the Shut-Down Server List (**) - in both cases completion is now literally impossible. You have been warned!

Xbox Live Arcade Games
  • Battlestar Galactica
  • Bejeweled 2
  • Call of Duty Classic
  • Geometry Wars Evolved
  • Hexic HD
  • Live Score Tracker**
  • Luxor 2
  • Mr. Driller Online*
  • Pinball FX††
  • Robotron 2084*
  • Street Fighter II Hyper Fighting*
  • Smash TV
  • Switchball
  • Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3**
  • Zuma
Xbox 360 Retail Games
  • Army of Two**
  • Battlefield 2: Modern Combat**
  • Beatles: Rock Band, The
  • Bomberman: Act Zero*
  • Call of Duty 3*
  • Call of Duty: World at War*
  • Cars Race-O-Rama
  • Chromehounds**
  • College Hoops 2K7**
  • College Hoops 2K8**
  • Culdcept Saga*
  • Dance Dance Revolution Universe
  • Dance Dance Revolution Universe 2
  • Dance Dance Revolution Universe 3
  • Dead or Alive 4*
  • Dead or Alive Xtreme 2
  • Devil May Cry 4
  • DEF JAM: ICON**
  • Facebreaker**
  • Fantasy Football 09**
  • FIFA 08**
  • FIFA 09**
  • Final Fantasy XI*†
  • Gears of War*†
  • Gears of War 2*†
  • Ghostbusters
  • Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter
  • Green Day: Rock Band
  • Guitar Hero 2
  • Guitar Hero 3*
  • Guitar Hero: Van Halen
  • Hellboy 2: Science of Evil
  • Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth 2**
  • Lord of the Rings: Conquest**
  • Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2††
  • MLB 2K7**
  • MLB 2K8**
  • Monster Madness*
  • Moto GP 06*
  • Naruto: Rise of a Ninja
  • NASCAR 08**
  • NASCAR 09**
  • NBA 2K7**
  • NBA 2K8**
  • NBA 2K9**
  • NBA Live 06**
  • NBA Live 07**
  • NBA Live 09
  • NBA Street Homecourt (2007)**
  • NCAA Basketball 10**
  • NCAA Football 10**
  • NCAA March Madness 07**
  • Need for Speed Carbon
  • Need for Speed Pro Street
  • NHL 07**
  • NHL 2K7**
  • NHL 2K8**
  • NHL 2K9**
  • Perfect Dark Zero*
  • Power Gig
  • Quake 4*
  • Race Driver: GRID
  • Rapala Tournament Fishing
  • Rayman Raving Rabbids
  • Ridge Racer 6*
  • Rock Band*
  • Rock Band 3*
  • Rumble Roses XX
  • Skate**
  • Spider-Man 3
  • Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06**
  • Tiger Woods PGA Tour 07**
  • Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08**
  • Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09**
  • Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10**
  • Tom Clancy's EndWar
  • Tony Hawk's Project 8*
  • Tony Hawk's Proving Ground*
  • UEFA Champions League 07**
* requires online play for completion
** requires online play but the servers have been closed, completion is impossible
requires downloadable content (DLC) from Xbox Live for completion
†† DLC has been removed from marketplace, completion is impossible
one or more achievements are broken, completion is impossible

Also: The Easy List -- The Mid List

6 comments:

  1. You may want to add Call of duty Classic to your hard list.
    That game is a bitch!

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  2. Call of Duty World at War is super shitty-hard. Treyarch can go eff themselves. It belongs on the hard list for sure.

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  3. Always wondered about that one - have a lot of friends that seemed to take months and months to complete it...

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  4. World at War was nothing but shittastic AI that only knows how to do two things. Infinitely spawn, and throw an endless barrage of grenades. They also shoot with laser accuracy on veteran. Dumbest difficulty mock ever, I gave up because it became less about being fun and more about completing the game, which ruined it for me.

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  5. World at War added along with a couple others, hopefully even more by the end of the day.

    Updates!

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