Bombarded by Beard

That's right, mail now comes in a special "E" version! So fire up that Epen and write achievementbeard@gmail.com in that receiver's square, because surely that's what all those things are called. And don't forget to attach pictures of your beautiful beards - and I'm not just talking to the ladies.

That's right,face now comes in a special "book" version (hey it's not my fault they didn't call it Eface - they've lost millions). What I can only assume started out as an underpowered Farmville engine has since grown into a huge place where you can "like" and become "a fan" of things!

Whenever you're not too busy ROFLing or BRBing you should try this more ADD friendly version of e-stalking called Tweeter (or something)! Not only will you get to hear about the most recent developments in achievement land (which actually isn't the name of the latest island the Japanese are building), you'll also be privy to the poorest puns that lack-of-money can buy!

Well aren't you the chatty kathy! If you've got something against Gtalk and Facebook chat you can always try AOL Instant Messenger (AIM for all you acronym-loving goofs out there) at the painfully obvious username of "AchievementBeard".

Be beardly, now.