Glossary

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1K (1King, 1Ks, 1Ked) - 1000, as in all 1000 achievement points of any given game. The "K" comes from "kilo" which comes from the Greek word "χίλιοι" which comes from taping pencils to a chicken's feet and feeding him a lot of cocaine.

Ach - The best way to abbreviate "achievement" without sounding like a 13 year-old girl or mental patient e.g. "cheev", "cheevo", "cheevy cheevies oh-em-geevy!!!"

Boosting - When laziness meets OCD, boosting is born - well, sometimes. Other times you're stuck playing a game with online ach after the community has long since died, so naturally you gather up comparably plighted people and take turns killing each other. It's great!

Completionist - Never content with anything but 100%, the completionist shudders at the sound of words like "Quake 4" or "G.R.A.W.", and will typically go out of his way to maintain his high completion percentage - even murder...ously long gaming sessions!

Exploit - Initially thought to be a new bodily function discovered by fraternity scientists, an exploit is actually a lovely little loophole in any given game that allows you to bend the rules a bit, possibly providing 1 or 2 unlocked achievements along the way...

Gamesaver - Imagine if you could start a game at any point just before an achievement is about to unlock. Great. Now imagine you play for however many seconds until... achievement unlocked! Now imagine you're a cheater. Image complete!

Grinder - Much like its cosmic equivalent, the black hole, a grinder is an excessively time-consuming achievement that uses months upon months of repetition to suck every last bit of life and relevant thought from your mushy little brain just before causing your Xbox to Red Ring.

Second Profile Glitch (SPG, SPGer, SPGing) - Similar to gamesaving (in that it's unmistakeably cheating), profile glitchers skip the whole "earning" part of unlocking achievements by mooching off a "second profile" that already has the ach they want.

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